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Get yourself ready for some very dangerous sweets.

JW's (The Devil Made Me Make Them)
Chocolate Fudge Brownies

Hooooboy.  Here's where the serious sweet-tooth meets his or her match in chocolate and nuts.
First, the

absolutely
necessary
warnings
:

     This is my 2nd favorite dessert, (next to a good chocolate cheese cake). It's also the one of the richest desserts I know. These brownies will literally crystallize in a couple of days, so don't make more than needed for immediate consumption. (Don't worry, they won't last long unless you hord them.) (And please don't make them for yourself alone unless you're looking to seriously gain weight.)

     I make these once a year, period, no exception (in defense of my figure). This stuff is pound city, guaranteed to add weight with even minor regular consumption, and regular consumption is highly likely after the first encounter. They are extremely good and calorically hazardous. I will not be held responsible for the results of anyone's moral or digestive weakness for sweets in the act of publishing this recipe. If you are weak of will when it comes to sweets, please, cease reading immediately.

     Overdosing (eating too much at once) is also a distinct possibility. Three is the limit I've ever seen anyone eat without developing sugar shock, and this is the maximum example on BIG guys. I've seen two do it. Cut them small (no bigger than 2 inches square, and that is pushing your luck) and limit your intake, no matter what your taste buds tell you.

     Any kids should be separated from the pan by altitude (say top of the fridge, minimum). They will raid these without mercy and get into serious digestive trouble.

     You have been warned. Make these at your own risk.


     Stats : This recipe is a single batch for 8X8 square pan. Doubling the recipe requires no adjustment in measurement other than doubling the amounts and using a 9X13 pan and adding about five minutes baking time.
     If you desire to make a quad batch to please a big crowd, cooking time goes way up, almost doubling, and the pans must be rotated from center to exterior to assure even cooking. It's best to treat quads as doubles after laying the batter to the pan, cooking one after the other is done. The time difference is minimal.

If I haven't discouraged you yet and devil already has you in his grip:
Grease pan (I prefer butter) and preheat oven to 325 degrees F.


Ingredients:

1 1/4 cup granulated sugar
1 stick (1/4 lb) butter (or margarine) at room temperature
1 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
2 eggs (whole)
2-1 oz. squares of semi-sweet baker's chocolate
1 cup all-purpose flour (sifted)
1 cup chopped fresh pecans.

More notes:
There are three critical points to the ingredients.
     First is enough vanilla. There is a magic point where it takes off with the flavor, and this is what you want. I use Adams vanilla, and it's stronger than average, so 2 teaspoons, or slightly more, would not be improper for other brands. Fault to excess rather than deficit. You want to be able to taste the vanilla mixed with the chocolate.
     Second is the chocolate. Don't substitute with unsweetened chocolate or cocoa, for it throws the balance of the flavor way off. This is a light chocolate flavor, (like a mousse), not a heavy one. Don't let this fool you, for it is not delicate in its lightness. It is light and packs a punch at the same time.
     Third, always use fresh pecans. Avoid the store bought packages and buy some quality nuts that are as fresh as possible for this. I can't express this need strongly enough. Stale pecans ruin the taste mix. You haven't had my brownies unless the nuts are fresh. Best results come if you shell them yourself, ripe right off of the tree.

     Pay attention to these three details, and you will have killer brownies. Deviate, and they'll still be edible, but they won't match my recipe, and you'll never know the pure and heavenly delight of their sinful goodness.


Instructions:
     Cream butter, sugar, and vanilla in a mixing bowl, then beat in the eggs. Blend in melted chocolate squares, then stir in the sifted flour, and then add the pecans and blend thoroughly.
     Pour evenly into greased pan and bake for about 30 minutes.

     Toothpick test: test the center of the pan, carefully breaking a small hole through the crusty layer on top. (Do not use the crust as an indicator. It forms before the batch is done.)
     Any sign of batter (pale brown), under-cooked.
     Fudge (dark brown) with wet crumbs just forming, properly cooked.
     Excess of dry crumbs or clean, over-cooked.

     Cool for at least an hour (still warm), better for two hours (room temperature). The fudge holds heat like a miser. The cooking actually continues after removal from the oven, so give them time to set.

Yet more notes:
     
I made the mistake of making these at a gathering, instead prior to arriving, as I had usually done previously, and the crowd went bonkers waiting for it to cool. I advise that you make these and let them cool before presenting them. Once people know what these taste like, crowd control is a tenuous and often intense experience, if foolishness is inadvertently supplied when attempting to make these on the spot. If you are so foolish, warn people about scalding their mouths. Someone is very likely to jump in and slice them while they're still way too hot. (I could name names, but I won't.) (They are actually rather good still warm, but do be careful.)

     These will disappear in a hurry. At a gathering, I usually make a quad batch, and the pans always come home clean and empty. In fact, they're usually the first empty pans unless I hide them for later. I'd advise warning people as to when you serve them. That way, you won't get sullen looks from those who weren't there in line when you set them out for grabs. They disappear in a hurry after the first bite is taken. Word of mouth is quick on this recipe, and they don't sit out on the table long.

     Again, one final warning. Don't make these too often, and don't make them for yourself alone. These are addictively good, calorically dangerous, and way too rich for regular or excessive consumption.

Enjoy.

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