Les leaned against the counter and
asked for a soft drink.
"Hey, we aren't quite open, yet. Be a
few minutes."
"I hope I can wait that long." He dug
in his pocket for the money to buy one of the largest they served.
The three guys behind the counter laughed in the same way that they
had been cutting up since Les arrived, in a boyish yuk-yuk style that
didn't set all that well with Les. But he was thirsty enough not make
something of it.
"Hey, dude, see Lessie here?"
"The dog?"
"Yeah. He's a real investigator."
"Oh?"
They turned the dog loose, and it went
straight for the area below Les's zipper with its nose. Les smiled
and tried to ignore the dog, but it was very insistent. "A sniffer,
huh?" Les started to shift, but the dog followed his every move, and
the nose remained firmly in place. The three guys started yukking it
up. Les smiled back. "Persistent little bugger. Hey, fun is fun, but
I'm not in the mood. I just met this girl that's really on my
mind."
"A girl, huh?" asked one of the
attendants.
"Yeah."
"Well, whoopie doo."
"Oh, not just any girl. This was Lisa,
the hostess of Late Night B Movies on TV."
"Oh, yeah?"
"Yeah. In fact, I'm supposed to meet
with her to do a guest shot on a B grade movie I made when I was
younger."
"You, a movie star?"
"At one time, it was the best money
that I could make."
"Well, hey, sorry about Lessie. Come
here boy." The guy called the dog, keeping up the friendly
dog-calling to try and get its attention away from Les's pants. The
dog did not want to obey and had to be pulled away.
"Quite an animal. You train him to stay
at it like that?"
"No. That's natural. Here, look, he
even does it to me. Harry, pour the man a drink. We got a real movie
star on our hands. What movie you got coming up?"
"Beachside Werewolves."
"Never seen it."
"I'm not surprised."
"What's it about, a bunch of werewolves
in bikinis or something?"
"Not quite." Les took the proffered
drink. "It happened at this beachside rental, and most of the prime
werewolf titles are taken. I think somebody thought it would draw a
better crowd with a funky name like that."
"So you met this Lisa in an
interview?"
"No. I'm supposed to do that later. I
met her on the street. She was down at the massive car pile up down
by the seawall. My car is about halfway down in the pile. She was
down there looking at the possibility of doing a take there, but the
director said it was too dangerous. I was digging my wallet out from
the pants. I was down on the beach at the time the wave hit and
washed everything over, had my wallet in the car, with most
everything else. And we bumped into each other. Last thing I was
expecting. It was something special. We sort of hit it off. I'm still
not sure what to think."
"Is she hot like she acts?"
"On the surface, but there is more to
her than that. She's not the type I usually go for. Too much
attention. I've been in the business, and I learned to look beneath
the exterior on those fancy models. Some aren't worth the effort.
Trouble on the hoof, just looking to happen."
"Hell, who cares, with looks like
that?"
"I do."
"Whoa-ho! Mr. Big Shot!"
"No. Mr. Common Sense. Packaging sells,
but you have to live with the contents if you want it more than once.
And believe me, you want it more than once."
"So you want it a second time with
Lisa?"
"Hasn't been a first time, yet. Just
something surprisingly nice."
"So what is this movie
about?"
"Hard to tell two stories at once."
"Well, you got nowhere with this
Lisa."
"I wouldn't say that. I'm just not one
to be in a hurry. Which do you want first?"
The vote was two to one for the
movie.
"Okay, I'm a guy in a crowd that
attends this beach party. Real hot place, made of natural stone, big
circular drive way with a fountain, view of the water out back, all
on this island. The crowd starts out small, and I arrive early to
help out, seeing as how I'm the main character to survive and not
become a werewolf. Starts off that one girl arrives as we're putting
up this volleyball net in this room that's way too small for
volleyball. I mean, there is barely enough room for the ball to clear
between the net and ceiling. Sounds stupid, but it important later
on. See, there are these stakes for tying it down in the dirt, but
they aren't used and laid off to the side, since it's indoors. Don't
ask me why. I didn't write it. I think somebody was drinking dream
juice or something to promote their writing career.
"Anyway, this girl arrives in the room,
and she's been bitten by this big dog. Only one nick on her thumb,
here, but it looks really nasty. Make up on this crew had to go
overboard. That's all they knew for horror flicks. I notice she's
acting strange, but I'm the only one. I doctor it with peroxide, and
she howls and squirms. At first, I keep my suspicions to myself, not
wanting to be accused of taking something too strong for my own good.
My mistake, or my character 's. But if I hadn't, things wouldn't have
gotten out of hand, and there would have been no reason for the
movie. You know how that goes. Can't have a ten minute movie. People
are always making stupid mistakes in horror movies in the
beginning.
"So, I walk around keeping an eye on
her, and more people start acting strange, with little ugly wounds
showing up. They heal real quick, and enough of them happen in the
bedroom, like in all B grade movies, so it soon gets hard to tell who
is who. These aren't your true to the core werewolves. They kind of
fade in and out, and the moon is irrelevant. I get wise to this and
start looking for a way to defend myself, and there are the kitchen
knives and these tie down metal prongs for the volley ball net. I
fill my back pocket with them, and things start getting tense, but
most of those still not werewolves still haven't caught on yet.
"Finally, about half the party have
been bitten. One even cut herself in the kitchen, and one of the
infected licked her finger. Big back and forth scene of will he lick
it or not, and he finally does. Well, the normal people no longer
have the advantage, and the werewolves start showing their true
colors, and the make up department got real busy for the rest of the
movie.
"It starts when one guy comes after me,
and I stick him in the chest with one of these stakes, but I miss his
heart by a few inches. I almost get mobbed by the still normal, but
he changes into a werewolf, and the panic begins, and the two sides
cluster to form strategies. Then the werewolves attack, and there is
blood and gore, and both sides lose numbers, but that suits the
surviving werewolves, and they drag off the bodies for a feast.
"Thus the rest of us that are still
normal have a chance to get real serious, panting and calming the
screamers, and making our plans. The plans aren't worth a hoot, but
that doesn't matter, cause there's this doctor that shot the one that
bit the girl in the beginning, and does something to their blood, and
when they eat their own kind, it slowly poisons them. So there is a
final battle, and none of the people that are normal get bitten and
survive. They all die, and there are only four of us left, but the
werewolves start dying from the poison acting on them when they are
active in fighting us, all except for one that didn't eat nothing but
the normal people.
"I get to earn my paycheck as top
billing by subduing him with a brainstorm, and he is trapped in a
well. The doctor shows up with an ambulance, and we fish him out, and
he's strapped down and carried off in the meat wagon. He almost gets
free of the straps, but he doesn't, and the four of us are left
behind, and it ends there with the camera zooming in on the surviving
girl, showing a scratch on her arm from his final struggles, to leave
room for a sequel. But that never came about, cause the movie never
hit it big enough for the producer to want to go through the hassle
again."
"Wow, cool! When is this on?"
Les shrugged. "Next few weeks, I guess.
I haven't been told yet."
"And you get to sit with Lisa and talk
about the movie?"
"So I've been told."
"So what did you two do?"
"Well, like I said, we met at my car,
or while I was going down to it. She's not a blonde. That's just a
wig. She is a brunette, and I guess she hasn't watched the movie yet,
cause she didn't recognize me either. We started talking while I was
crawling down into the pile of cars, talking about what I was going
to do without my wheels and stuff. I guess she felt sorry for me or
something. I get my things out of the car, all wet except what I had
in this sealed plastic bag. That wave was huge. Cleared the seawall
by seven, eight feet. I saw it and ran for high ground. Some of the
idiots ran for their cars and didn't make it. I saw one body from
inside my car, further down in the pile.
"So when I came back up, I was pretty
queasy. I sat down on the first concrete I reached, and she came over
by me and asked if I was all right. She put her arm around me, trying
to cheer me up, thinking I was sick about losing my car. I didn't
tell her about the body. I told the police a bit later when they
checked me to see what I was doing in the pile. They were hanging
pretty tough about looting. But they saw my driver's license and auto
insurance slip, which was fortunately still readable while it got
soaked. So they let me go with a warning not to go back down there. I
told them I no hassle, cause I didn't want to see the body again.
"So, when I got finished with the cops,
Lisa was still there. She offered to take me over for something to
eat, and we did, and we started talking. We still didn't know who
each other were. I did most of the talking, I guess. After that, she
took me around to a bunch of tourist shops, being playful, trying to
cheer me up. You know, getting our picture taken together, buying
stupid things for the spur of the moment.
"Well, I guess what she had in mind
worked, cause I forgot about the car and started enjoying myself with
her. We started laughing together and doing stupid things back and
forth, acting like idiots without a care in the world. In the
process, we sort of hit it off. There was this moment where we both
stopped laughing and just looked at each other. Hard to describe, but
it was kind of like we were the people that each other was looking
for. We sat down and started talking.
"That's when she told me who she was. I
guess she was trying to tell me what she said about being tied to her
contract, anticipating that I might want to run off with her, which I
sort of did, though I didn't say so, to the point. I guess I asked a
few questions that were headed there. We both felt the same thing,
and I had her sitting in my lap, leaning against me.
"I acted surprised that it was her, and
she did her few repeated patented lines to prove it. I never told her
who I was, though. I felt that it would have spoiled it. Just a
feeling. I told her my name, but I don't think that it registered.
Hey, can I get another drink?"
"Sure. I'll refill that for you, dude,
no charge."
"I appreciate it. She kind of expected
me to be crushed, but I just said 'Such is life.' Then I kissed her
and gave her a squeeze. I guess she expected a different reaction out
of me. I had to explain that I had watched her on TV on a number of
different occasions. I wasn't exactly bubbling over about her fame,
and she liked that. So we started having fun again, except there was
something else there. It was a kind of tug back and forth inside her,
and I was the one pulling her out of thinking about something else by
being stupid and making her laugh, instead of the other way around,
like when we started.
"We did this until she had to get to
the studio to get ready for filming her sequence. When we parted,
there was no talk of getting together again, but she was thinking
about it. You see, I'm not supposed to show up at the studio until
this evening to meet with her."
"Boy, will she ever be surprised."
"Well, she was to watch the movies
before she meets with me. She's doing the out takes that have me in
them. You know how there are two different styles of shots in her
routine. So, by the time that I show up, she'll know who I am, having
seen me in the movie."
"Whoa. Sounds pretty wild to me."
"Yeah. Hey, I'd better get going. I
have a ways to walk to the studio, if I can't get a ride on my thumb.
Thanks for the liquid. I really needed it."
"Hey, yeah. And we'll catch your movie.
You ever make any others?"
"Well, there were a few. California
Car-Surfing was my favorite. Rather appropriate title, considering
how I lost my car today. I'd tell you about it, but I really don't
have the time. Thanks again."
Les left the stand, now rehydrated, and
went out to the road and put out his thumb, walking backwards toward
the studio. He had been walking ten minutes when a car pulled over.
"Are you Les Curalta?"
"That's right."
"Good. Hop in. I'm your ride to the
studio. I've been out hunting for you, along with a dozen others.
Seems you caused quite a stir at the studio, all without ever being
there."
Les sighed. The woman was on the
cellular phone and telling the studio that he'd been found as he
climbed in the car. She didn't take very long with the
conversation.
"Seems you made an impression on our
hostess this morning. I just hope for your sake that it wasn't an
intentional prank."
"No. I didn't even recognize her at
first without her wig."
"You will keep this set of occurrances
a secret, I hope."
"Well, I did mention it once, but they
are not the type to be called reliable sources. Pretty flakey burn
outs. The type you'd tell, 'In your dreams.' Nothing to worry about.
Other than that, I've told no one."
"Keep it that way."
"I guess it's a case of
self-defense."
"Lisa was smoldering pretty hot. What
did you two do?"
"Got to know each other a bit. I lost
my car to that freak wave that came in over the seawall. She tried to
cheer me up, and we sort of hit it off, neither of us knowing who the
other was. She told me who she was. At the moment, I thought that it
was best to stay quiet about my identity. I'm sorry if I caused
trouble, but I think that I can defuse the explosion, if Lisa will
give me a word in edgewise."
"That will be iffy. She is not happy.
When they rolled your film, she nearly blew a fuse. Nobody knew what
was going on."
"It's not that serious."
"You could have fooled me. I was there
when she exploded."
"Let me have a few words with her. I
didn't do anything she didn't do also. It's just that I delayed a
bit."
They soon arrived at the studio. Les
was ushered into the viewing room where Beachside Werewolves was in
its last minutes of showing. The woman pointed to where Lisa sat. He
nodded and made his way down to four rows behind her and quietly took
a seat. He was noticed by a few of the writers, but he shushed them,
and Lisa was not aware of his presence when the credits came up.
The lights came on, and she looked at
the writers. "Well? Do you have anything decent to write for a
script? I want it to really sting, remember."
They all looked back at Les nervously,
and her eyes turned to him.
"Clear the room." she said in a matter
of fact tone. "Not you, Les."
The writers left in a hurried manner.
When the door closed, Lisa huffed. "You are the most infuriating man
I have ever met."
He shrugged.
"You have nothing to say?"
"If you like. When we met, we didn't
know each other's identity. I think that what we felt was honest and
genuine. I didn't tell you who I was when you did, because I felt
that it would have blown any chance to regain the feeling like we
did. I figured that the movie would do it for me, which it obviously
did. But I felt that if I were to have confessed when you did, it
would have negated what we experienced together, and I wasn't quite
ready for it to end. I guess I wanted to show you that what we felt
was real. And that is why you got so mad, because it was real. It was
just as real for me. It was special, not something I experience
everyday.
"Now before you say something, let me
explain a few things. We both found the experience refreshing because
we are both subjected to a certain amount of scrutiny in the public
eye. There is much that we don't get to show of ourselves because of
the publicity it would bring. We have to protect our images. Neither
of us are squeaky clean in that department, and we therefore have to
be quite careful not to tip the scales any more to the negative side
than it already is. Therefore, we are both on the guarded side when
meeting with people. You have your secrets, I have mine.
"Yes, I have a few things that I don't
reveal to just anyone. For instance, I was once bitten by a wolf. And
I got to play the only main character in the movie that wasn't.
Ironic, no? And I did experience a definite effect from the bite. But
I don't turn into a monster bent on mutilating bodies. Instead, I get
rather shy of people, like a true wolf. Aloof. You see, the
difference between dogs and wolves is that wolves don't see humans as
superiors, as dogs do. They ignore people when they are forced into
proximity with them, whereas a dog's attention is riveted on people
whenever they are around. A dog is lost without a person, and a wolf
is quite at home alone. I am much the same way at times.
"The bite also improved my senses. I
can smell what people think and feel. I can hear the tiny
subvocalizations that other people miss. So I know what you felt,
Lisa. I know very well. So don't tell me that you didn't feel a very
strong attraction. If you do, I'll call you a liar. I know the
loneliness you feel, even surrounded by so many people. I know that
you don't let people get close to you often, and when you have, they
have disappointed you. I can see that it has led to a strong sense of
mistrust in your own feelings. That is why you got angry with me.
"But I will tell you that what we felt
was sincere, and that is why you were puzzled. Your mind was going
back and forth between wanting to give in and wanting to cut me off,
but it was too good to drop. You wanted to break away from me out of
learned reaction, but it was too good. And it was too good because it
was genuine. You knew the difference. What kept you vacillating was
the thoughts of your career. You have it good, making good money,
better than ever before. You are getting recognition that you never
got before. You have a say in what you are doing like never before.
You were afraid that I would take that from you if you gave in. And
it was that fear that set you off when you learned who I was."
"You don't mince words, do you?"
"It's the wolf in me. Wolves are very
honest. They do not know the meaning of tact. Only tactics. But there
is still a human side to me."
"What do you want from me?"
"Only that which you decide to give.
You must make a choice to follow your inner or outer feelings. Do you
want to be lonely and successful, or do you want to break away and
know what we had earlier today? Wolves are quite loyal in mating. You
know that we are mutually attracted. That was very real. I could go
either way. I've known loneliness. It is no stranger to me. I can
survive your rejection. The question is, can you? That is why you got
so angry. I threaten your career. It is your happiness that lies more
in the balance."
"Les, you are confusing me.
"I know. I can smell it. You want both,
but you can't have both. For you to accept me, you must let me bite
you, so that you see what I see. Once you accept the bite, you could
not survive here. This lifestyle would disgust you. A wolf is too
private to do this. But the choice is yours. I won't command you to
pick me. You must decide for yourself which type of satisfaction you
want most. After all, that is the way the wolf thinks."
"If you want me so badly, why not just
bite me?"
"You would resent my making the choice
for you. I would be reminded of the resentment from here on in the
way you smell. I do not want to live with that. It would destroy what
we felt earlier today. It would not be what I want."
"You certainly are a wolf, I'll grant
you. I haven't had anybody come to me on this strongly in ages. And
believe me, I attract them. I can't say at the moment what I want to
do about you. You do attract me, very deeply. It's disturbing what
you do to me."
"Only because you have a decision to
make. I threaten your stability. I do that by offering you what you
want in the depths of your being, at the cost of what it has taken
you years to achieve. It is those years of bowing to the system that
stand in your way. You are afraid to throw away all the sacrifices
that you made. But you should take your time in considering. It will
become clear to you in time which way you want to go."
"Well, at least I know how to
characterize you for the show. Ever play opposite Little Red Riding
Hood?"
"All the better, my dear."