"Boy, that Margie is something."
smiled Forrest. "How would you rate her as a motivater? An
eight?"
"Eight point five to nine point five,
depending on her mood." replied Mario.
"She is some character. A walking high
voltage lead."
"You're making a gap. Shuffle up."
Forrest moved forward pulling on his
hands in the very low g spin in the hub of the station. "Not long to
our turn. Five, maybe. Yeah. Five."
"How are you going out?"
"Low foot bounce toward D stem. Pick up
some of coriolis effect when I start pulling friction and swing wide.
Reel in tight for the pad and bounce over on short line to the
pillow."
"How far you going out?"
"Depends on the launch and traffic. I'm
hoping for two fifty or better."
"I'll follow. Sounds like a gas of a
landing."
"Undershoot me, in case you get a
higher angle than me. I don't want to get tangled up like
yesterday."
"Sure thing. I still say that was your
fault."
"I say we both messed up, but I'm just
saying let's not do it again. Get our signals straight before we
copy."
"Okay. Move up."
Forrest reached the request window.
"What you want?"
"A once around toward D stem. Foot
bounce. You need the numbers for that?"
"Nah."
Mario leaned forward. "Copy for me.
Inside track, late."
"Watch your reel and try not to bounce
first."
"I'll be watching."
"Yeah, and so will I. Watch yourself."
The window slid shut.
"What a wise guy!" complained
Mario.
"You'd be nasty too, if you had to
clean up what he has had to clean up."
"You taking his side?"
"He just doesn't want to wipe up your
brains. It was no slight. Calm down. He's never had to wipe us off
the hub. He's just letting off steam."
"But why at me?"
"He does it to everybody. Get your mind
on flying."
"Yeah. They're moving through pretty
quick."
"There will be a wait for us. You can
bet he's not going to let us go until everyone is on the rebound
back. Now I'm going out right over the pillow. You keep it tight to
the edge, but don't hit it, or he'll lock our reels. And if you go
wide, cut it short. I don't want to be plowing into you while you're
just stretching."
"Yeah, yeah. I know how to follow an
around."
They found themselves first in line.
Forrest looked out the hatch at the hub, seeing the walls of the
sphere. Twelve openings ringed the sphere, A - L, that were used for
pressure equalization for the sections of the ring. This kept the
wind through the halls to a minimum, since the sections were
connected only through a tiny fraction of its cross section. The
stems fanned out to hold the section to the station and spread the
exhaust up toward the hub, where it was collected for processing and
sent back down. But it was now being used for Forrest's and Mario's
favorite sport, bungee flying.
The sport was one judged by style, much
as diving and interpretive swimming or skating. The apparatus was a
bit complex, but the operation was simple. One climbed into the
launch tube, hands and feet pressing on the grips. The tube was
retracted, then launched with air pressure. The person inside held
the grips loosely but firmly pressing as long as both sets were
there. When the tube reached it's maximum extension, the foremost
grips retracted, and the person was launched out into the zero
gravity of the hub.
A person could go straight out,
trailing a bungee line feeding from a free-wheeling spool that
matched path to feed by a complex design of sensors and electronics
and a braking pad for drag or controlled from the belt of the harness
the flier wore. Once locked stop, could go off a trampoline-like
platform for more speed from a leg push. Or one could launch off of
the enormous trampoline-like pad that covered one side of the launch
area. Equally large on the other side was the pillow. The pillow
grabbed with a hook and loop material, the hooks on the suit and the
loops on the pillow. When one hit the pillow, the ride was over. One
removed the harness and carefully left the pillow, watching for
falling people overhead.
Most beginners usually went straight
out. The veterans were the ones that risked the bounce launch. The
around that Forrest had requested used going out at the shallowest
angle possible, just over the edge of the pillow in a counter-spin
direction to get the floor moving below him so that he could pick up
angular velocity and arc around the far side of the sphere in a full
arc, taking up line as he came in so he would gain speed and hit the
pad hard for a fast and stretched landing on the pillow.
The biggest danger was fouling cords
with others that were not arcing, so most of the people had to be
going inward to prevent complications. The second biggest danger came
from the launch. The bounce could break bones if done improperly, and
after the bounce, one had to have the right course in order not smack
into something. Dragging line across the pillow on a bounce launch
cost a flier distance. Flying suits had webbing between the arms and
legs for guiding the path. In this instance, Forrest
would be using it for gaining the angular velocity. The more spin a
person got, the better and longer the stretch on the ride around and
the more powerful a landing on the pad and conversely the pillow. The
ideal in power flying was to come in hard to indent the pillow deeply
and need to use the reel to get out of it. Records were being
strictly kept for indentation depth, a new status in brainless
adventure. There were those that thought it was crude, and it was
countered that some people are allergic to adrenalin.
Forrest finally got the go ahead, and
he climbed out onto the tube platform. The tube swung around and the
attendant handed him his harness. "You be careful out there."
"Launch me straight, and I'll fly to
perfection."
"Give a holler when you're ready."
Forrest put on the harness without
cogitation, a practiced habit that would have told him if something
was wrong without having to think about it. He slid into the tube's
side opening, feet toward the open end. He nestled into the grips,
then adjusted his line down the outside of his right leg, falling out
the mouth. He gave a hand signal, and the opening swung shut and the
tube was lifted into firing position. Forrest calmed himself, looking
at the flight as planned, each motion clear in his mind. He nodded,
and pressure jammed at his hands in acceleration for a long moment,
then he was flying out in open air. He came in straight on the
platform, legs straight, but not locked, muscles tensed in
balance.
He hit the surface and his legs folded
just the right amount and he held it until he had just the right
stretch and leapt, arms going forward together to keep his webbing
tight for ballistics. He glanced down at the speed indicator from the
relay to the reel, measuring off line feed rate and total
distance.
At a hundred yards, he spread his arms
and legs, showing more than enough speed from the bounce. It was
going to be one of his best power arcs yet. He started picking up the
spin, the bungee trailing in an arc as he wanted it for further
transfer of energy into the swing. At two hundred yards, he started
engaging the drag to begin the stretch, needing to shed speed sooner
than he visualized. It was definitely going to be a hot ride.
He grinned. At two seventy five, he
tightened up and the harness pulled against the cord. He adjusted for
more flight friction for faster angular momentum with his webbing and
locked it at two eight five on the reel.
The arc in the cord was coming into a
straight line, and he felt the surge as it straightened. He closed
his arms to his sides and left his legs half way out to keep his head
in that direction. He looked up, turning back his neck to see the far
side of the sphere zooming by about fifty yards away. He would have
been in trouble if had gone the full three hundred on the spool. He
was very close to the limits of allowed flight as he was at two
eighty five. He let out a yell of thrilled exuberance.
He watched the stems roll by, then
looked for Mario, but didn't see him following. He passed three more
stems and closed his legs and held out his right arm. He spun about
on the axis of the still stretched cord till his feet moved in the
direction of flight. Then he matched a bit over with his right arm to
stop the spin, then matched his arms. He waited until he got to K
stem before starting take-up on the reel, since he still had plenty
of speed. As the reel pulled, his air speed increased, like with a
weight on a string as it's drawn inward. The harness pulled harder
and everything seemed to speed up with the pad coming up fast.
He had the reel moving at its fastest
as he came in for contact, feet perfectly aligned. He struck the
surface and disappeared below normal level, his heels pressed against
his hips. Then he launched back out and started immediately into a
roll to go from head first to feet first. He didn't have much time at
his current velocity. But he barely managed and came down onto the
pillow in a perfect vertical needle landing. The lights vanished and
fuzz was against his face, indication that he was inside the fold of
the pillow. "A good dent." he thought to himself in congratulations
as he turned on his light. He pulled out his tape measure and sent it
upward. He noticed that he couldn't see an opening above him in the
folds, so he just kept running it up. He felt little tugs in the
fabric, indicating that people were walking above him on the surface.
He ran out twelve feet and waited for a signal, tugs for up and down,
but there came none. He ran it up another six feet, then the spool
came out of his hand and rose almost out of his reach. He stretched
and pulled it down to his feet, using his foot for below his knee. He
slid the lock with his foot, then tugged toward the surface the
signal to lift the tape.
It rose and he read twenty three feet
seven inches on the tape. He signaled for the tape to be pulled all
the way. This was standard practice on deep dents, telling everyone
to back away so that the depth would not be disturbed by people
walking around above, pulling the dent upward with the force of their
feet. About two minutes later, Forrest was breathing from the
temporary oxygen cylinder.
His signal went off, indicating that
the area had been cleared. He stomped the surface at the bottom with
his feet to retard the natural elasticity of the pillow, then
activated the reel to start pulling him up out of the hole. He
emerged after a long ascent to applause. Mario was sitting on the
pillow. He asked him, "Where were you? I thought that you were going
to follow."
"So did I, but you got off such a good
launch that they wouldn't allow me a follow. I think you broke the
system record if your tape ain't lying."
"It's what I measured."
The judge came over and ran a ruled
line down to the bottom of the dent. He called out, "Twenty three,
five. A new system's record."
Everyone but Forrest went crazy in
celebration, yelling, whistling, whooping, jumping around, hugging,
slapping backs. Forrest just sort of sat there in disbelief. "Me, the
dent king?" he asked unheard amidst the chaos. He was hoisted onto
shoulders after his harness was removed by the crowd. He was borne
precariously across the pillow in the low g and placed in the
elevator going down. The elevators banks were crammed with people
following. He was carried all the way down and then into a large
lounge where a chorus of calls for drinks to be poured erupted and
was repeated with each new arriving elevator car.
One of the judges went over to the
video projector and inserted the tape of Forrest's flight for
everyone to see. Forrest was called over to commentate on the
playback. He took the offered microphone.
"Before we roll this, my apologies to
Mario for canceling his follow. I wondered where you were."
"It was worth it, man."
"I appreciate it. Okay, roll. The first
indication I got that this was going to be a good one was when I made
the launch bounce. I have never felt a spring out so balanced in my
life. The angle was perfect, and I got just the right form in launch.
Here, that was the telling moment. After that, it was second guessing
my read-outs. Here, I decide that my speed is better than sufficient
to start gaining some spin. Arms out, looking at the read-out from
there to the point where I start to cut in drag, there. I remember
saying to myself what a nice arc I had on the trailing cord. There's
the squeeze, two seventy five, lock, two eighty five. Any further out
and I'd have been out of the perimeter. Then it was flying smooth and
wondering where my follow was. I must say it was a gas. Nice.
"Here I start turning around, this
seems quicker on the screen than in flight. I was pumped. Turn made,
start reeling slowly to have the gears spinning for the real pull.
There I set the hard wind, don't watch if you have a weak stomach.
Solid gone below the line and out. Yeow, and hurry! Fold and fwap!
That was quite a ride, let me tell you. If I seem a bit boastful to
anyone, I don't mean to be. To me, the reward was the ride, not the
record. It was a true gas, and I feel extremely privileged to have
experienced it. Ride of my life. Something I won't soon forget."
Forrest bowed and applause exploded. He
was ushered by the mass to the bar to order a drink, being
back-slapped the whole way. He stepped up and ordered and gave up the
spotlight with the act. After that, it was a series of personal
congratulations. It took several hours, because someone had relayed
the information to the entire station by intercom, and people came to
the lounge from all over, causing a waiting line outside to get
in.
Though Forrest had wanted to go out
flying instead of entertaining the entire station, he realized that a
record flight was not followed by another flight so soon. On an
occasion like this, one ended on the high note and didn't cheapen it
with an inferior following attempt. So he was cordial and humble when
allowed. He did discover the esteem that went with the record. The
men wanted to hog his time, and many of the women suggested getting
together later that evening. His response was wait and see to each,
not wanting to become the target of a heated argument by overbooking.
A few he considered possibly accepting. He was noticed where he
hadn't been noticed before. He enjoyed the attention, but acted
toward caution, having heard stories about how sudden fame had ruined
many people, though not the current holder he'd upsurped. He was
ruined to begin with.
When he was finally allowed to leave,
more than five hours after the flight, Mario was still there, waiting
to go with him. Forrest curiously asked if he knew who held the title
of flight queen.
"Oh, that's Bonnie Strovert. Talk about
a motivater. Why, you looking for some class action?"
"No, just wondering. Thinking about
future publicity stuff. I was wondering who would be there as
reigning woman's champion."
"Oh, well, you know you beat Henry
Chapman's record by better than three and a half feet. You are the
first to break twenty feet. People are going to be studying that
flight for years to come."
"For the wrong reason, the landing. Tke
flight was what was good, not the landing."
"Hey, if it gets you women, don't
complain."
Forrest chuckled. "The indent king. Me.
Seems odd, like, 'Me?"'
"You'll get used to it. Ready to
go?"
"I guess. I just noticed that there are
a lot of women waiting in the corridor, trying to act casual, eyeing
each other like competitors. I got a feeling that a scene is waiting
out there to happen. Let me think a minute on how to handle
this."
"Why think about it?"
"Because I don't want to hurt their
feelings. Women make horrible enemies. Don't tell me you never found
that out."
"Aw, Forrest, you got no problem
here."
"Maybe not, if I can find an available
phone in here before I go."
Forrest went to the bar and asked about
the phones. He was directed to a free one. He made a call that took
several minutes.
Then he and Mario left the bar. The
women quickly converged on him, immediately annoyed at all the other
women that also did so, much as Forrest had envisioned. He asked for
their attention before things turned nasty.
"Ladies, I am overwhelmed by your
attentions and invitations, but it is obvious that I can't possibly
entertain so many in a single night, even as the reigning dent king.
I still have to earn a living and be at my station on time when my
shift begins. So I've set up an answering service. If you'd like to
spend an evening with me, leave a message on it, and I'll get back to
you one at a time when I find the time. I have a five message limit
on the line to keep you from waiting more than a week. If it's full
and the glamour hasn't worn off, keep trying until you get on the
list. This way, you won't wait a month wondering where I am. If you
find the service disconnected, it just means you were too slow and
that I've gotten serious about someone.
"I don't want to hurt your feelings, so
I won't see anyone tonight, even though I would probably decide
otherwise if there was just one of you. Were that the case, I doubt
that I would refuse any one of you. I hope you forgive me not
accepting tonight, but I just don't want to put any of you above the
others at a time like this. I hope you will understand."
Forrest told them the number of the
answering service and excused himself and Mario, though Mario was
reluctant to leave without making himself available as a stand-in.
But Forrest was too quick for him and had him leaving before he could
present the proposition, knowing what would happen. He suggested
patience.
"Mario, from the way you act, you
became dent king, not me."
"Oh, how can you be so glib? Man, you
are the dent king, my good friend."
"And a man is known by the company he
keeps?"
"Well, it certainly doesn't hurt. Man,
why didn't you let me run your dating service?"
"Because you would have tried to get to
them before they got to me and given them all sorts of weird ideas
about me."
"Aw, man, you don't trust me?"
"Not with romantic women, I sure don't.
I don't want them showing up grumbling about the services I
hire."
"That is cold."
"Mario, it's the truth. You are not the
system's most tactful man. You like the direct approach. Fast,
efficient, no wasted time. I like to waste a little time over women.
I like to think down he road, rather than use them as pit stops."
"You're just soft-headed."
"The dent king, soft-headed?" Forrest
started to laugh. "Hardly. I just look for more out of a woman than
you do. But I won't stop you from dropping my name in your prowling,
as long as you don't go getting dates by promising them that they can
meet me."
"Already it's going to your head."
"No, it's not. I'm just trying to
salvage what I can of my accustomed existence from this fracas. I
don't want to end up being a snob or a grouch from all of this, and
it won't be easy."
Leslie saw them walking and came over
to them. "I heard about your flight. I couldn't leave my station
early to come congratulate you earlier. Quite a performance, I
hear."
"Oh, it was a dream. Such a glorious
feeling to be flying like that."
"I meant in the bar. Word is out that
the station has a new most eligible bachelor."
Forrest laughed. "Quasi-available."
"Huh?"
Forrest explained.
"I guess I'll have to reserve time to
drop by in the future."
"Oh, I'm sure that it will die down
pretty quickly. This type of fame is strongest right after the event.
The hoopla wears off pretty quickly."
"Don't be too sure. Until today, Henry
Chapman was still considered a hot item on the market, and you shamed
him by three feet."
"Then I welcome him to best me and
reclaim the crown. The title doesn't mean that much to me. I'm into
flying more than boring through the pillow. It's the flight, soaring,
arcing under tension, the tight pull and the smooth wind and the
dance. That is what was important to me. It's like you paint
something and everybody wants it for the signature, not for the
picture. You end up not wanting to sell it. I was happy doing what I
was doing. I just want to go flying, for the flights, not the
landings. That's when the flight ends."
"And the memories begin."
"And the memories begin. Say something,
Mario."
"What?"
"Don't let me turn grim."
"Am I your manager? Your agent?"
Forrest chuckled. "Thanks, I needed
that. Let's three go celebrate someplace quiet, before the future
catches up with us. One last night of pre-dent lifestyle for old
times sake. And my first toast will be to my successor, and may he
hurry me into obscurity."
"Then we better duck fast. There's a
vid reporter. In here, quick. He hasn't spotted you." Mario tugged
Forrest into the store and stood guard while Leslie acted as signal
watcher. Once he passed, they hurried out and made it quickly to
Leslie's apartment, the closest and least obvious of the three as a
site where he would likely not be found.
Leslie straightened hastily, then
offered seats. She sat close to Forrest, closer than usual. She had
an excitement to her, a touch of the nervous giggles, slightly
awkward,
"Have I changed that much?" asked
Forrest.
"Kinda."
"King pillow whacker."
Leslie laughed and Mario snickered.
"Nobody whacks a pillow as good as I
do." he gruffed, acting punchy. "I'm hot, baby!"
They all three broke into intense
laughter.
Forrest finally groaned his way out.
"What have I gotten myself into? Press conferences. Dating list. I'll
have to get a new wardrobe. Anybody got any spare credit they can
turn loose of?"
"What percentage you willing to
pay?"
Forrest laughed. "Endorsements! I like
Stinko deodorant, Rocky's crunchy waffles, and Lordur's
undergarments. Which is my best side?"
"Man, you're going off the deep end.
Settle down, man. Be cool."
"Just joking, Mario. It's not wanting
to face the future. Besides, I know my best side." He turned,
spanking his hip. Mario and Leslie broke up again. "Lordur's fit
right after a day of deep plunges." The laughter redoubled when he
adjusted his underwear. "Think I got what it takes?"
"Go for it!" blared Leslie. "All the
way! Forrest designer fragrance for men and for women. The scent for
the deep plunge."
They broke into laughter until they
tired. Leslie kept Forrest's attention until Mario needed to be
elsewhere. He was talked into staying with talk of reporters on the
prowl for him. Once they were alone, Leslie turned more romantic.
Forrest had known her long and well enough that her actions made him
laugh.
"Oh, I'm serious, Forrest."
"I know you are. That's why I'm
laughing."
"Thanks a lot."
"You never showed interest before."
"You were never dent king before."
"Does it make that much difference,
when it was something I wasn't particularly trying to do?"
"Well, it's kind of like the president.
You have the man and the office. As the man, we are friends, good
friends, trusting friends. As far as the office, it's not going to
hurt a woman one bit to be the first to sleep with the new dent king.
Face it, Forrest. You have quite a bit
of action coming your way. You won't be able to turn it all away.
They'll crush you if you try. So let me break you in gently, as one
who knows you. Wouldn't you prefer that to a stranger?"
"Oh, dear Leslie. You have been a good
friend. You've cared about me when other's wouldn't."
"Two way street."
"Yes, but you made it easy. I never
felt I had to hide anything from you. I fear losing that."
"You'd probably lose it anyway as you
get ripped out of your life. Being a hot man about town, you won't
have much time for me. Don't deny it. It will happen. Just know that
if you ever need me for anything, call me. I'll be here. I don't
particularly want to ride your coat tails, but I could use a boost
socially. I've been fading a bit as of late."
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
"I don't know a nicer man, my friend.
Yeah, I do want to."
"Okay, just making sure. Always offer a
woman a way out twice. You know, I was first thinking of coming in on
my rear, tucked? But the pad spring screamed needle at me as I came
off the surface. I was real close to nailing it crooked and breaking
my legs. I wonder how many broken legs it will take to beat my
record. This is going to take getting used to. My big mistake was
running up the tape measure. I should have just reeled myself out
without measuring."
"Forrest, shut up." Leslie moved into
his arms and kissed him hotly. Forrest faltered a few times for brief
moments, but Leslie didn't allow the diversions to survive long. She
led him into her room.
In the morning, he went to his
apartment, barging past reporters that were camped out at his door.
When asked where he had been, he replied, "Discovering the fringe
benefits of holding the record." This perked them up, but the door
slamming shut tamed them again. He dressed and groomed himself after
a quick shower. He headed back through them, announcing that he was
off to work where he shouldn't be bothered and that he'd announce a
press conference when he could arrange for the space and the
time.
At work, all the girls looked at him
differently. So did the guys, but that was more comical. Forrest
preferred the humor, Leslie having removed most efficiently any
thoughts he had about being alone with women. He found it hard to
keep his mind on business, as much as he was distracted and reminded.
Four of the women in the office asked him out to lunch. He deftly
declined each offer, saying that he had to make phone calls during
lunch.
By the end of the day, he had the
press conference arranged for right after work, thus giving him a
reason to decline the offer of an escort home. Several offered to
attend. He told them that it was a very small private gathering of
himself and just the press.
The press conference was crowded past
what he expected. The reporters were armed with the details of
everything that happened to him, except what happened after the
bar.
"Well, after seeing the response in the
bar, which was well past what I expected, I figured that my life was
about to be turned up side down, so I spent it with old friends as a
farewell to things the way they were until last night. A hello,
farewell sort of thing. It helped put things into perspective, taking
over as what has been publicly referred to the title of dent king,
and all that goes with it.
"I am not a Henry Chapman. I am used to
doing things a little bit differently. A little lower key, a little
more laid back. I'm not a man that feels the need to prove himself.
Yesterday's record was not one that was intended. I sought to fly,
not dent. The flight was everything to me. The landing was just the
punctuation mark, signifying the power and the purity of the flight.
To me, the depth is an indicator of the power of the flight, not the
power of the landing. Nailing the pillow is only the last act of an
around. There is so much more that is being ignored. My love is the
flying, the execution, the thrill. To me, hitting the pillow means
that it's over, the thrill is past and turned to memory. To me, the
art is power flying, not power landing. To me, it's how high and how
smooth, not how deep.
"I went out there yesterday to fly my
best, not break a record. But in breaking the record, it shows that I
did fly my best, and let me tell you, it was quite a ride. Everything
came together just right, speed, balance, the springs, the glides.
Everything just clicked, like a perfectly played piece of music. That
is what I achieved, and the record to me is just verification of the
flight of a lifetime."
"Do you think anyone will ever catch
you? You made quite a jump over the old record."
"I think so. Bungee flying is still in
it's infancy. Much is still being discovered and refined. I'm sure
that it will fall as the knowledge of the sport increases. I hope
that I contributed something to knowledge of the sport yesterday. I
have a feeling that my flight will be well studied by many interested
in the sport. I hope that what I have done leads to techniques that
exceed what I achieved yesterday."
"I hear you made a dating line."
"Yes, it seems Mr. Chapman's reputation
has become standard for the dent king. I hold no animosity over the
way he handled his reign. I can only hope that the converse is true
with him. When I entertain a woman, I like to maintain a certain
level of confidence, trust, and privacy. I'm not preaching that it is
for everyone. It's just the way I like to handle things concerning
me. The dating line is a limited access
number, logging only five calls. Each woman I date or decide not to
date is then removed from the log to make room for others.
"This does two things. It assures a
speedy response, less than a week from getting on log to seeing me,
and it keeps it private unless the woman wishes to announce it
publicly. It also keeps my place from getting crowded when a crowd is
not wanted. And it allows for getting to know one another better. It
will also allow me arrange my time so that I may keep flying
regularly. I feel that everyone gets the maximum respect out of it
this way, seeing how I am suddenly so in demand."
"Has there been a first lady?"
"Yes, but don't ask her name. She'll
tell you that if she so desires. But that is her choice to reveal
herself to you. I'll verify if she asks me to do so. Next
question."
"Will you try to break your own
record?"
"Not intentionally. I'll be out there
paying attention to my flight, not just my landings. I may try to get
more power from a flight, but not for the sake of the record."
"How does it feel to be the dent king,
deepest man in the system?"
"A bit unreal."
"Will you be making any
endorsements?"
Forrest shrugged. "Time will tell. I do
not plan to endorse things with which I am not familiar or do not
like, just for money. If I endorse something, I will mean it
sincerely, though it may cost me opportunities to make money."
"Then you plan on being expensive." The
group laughed and Forrest let it slide without comment.
"What did you think when you measured
off the hole?"
"I first thought that someone had given
me a trick tape measure. It didn't really set in until I had reeled
myself out of the hole and everyone started making a fuss."
"What did it feel like in the
hole?"
"Fuzzy all over and stuck to
everything."
He drew a laugh.
"Actually, it's a bit too snug for my
taste. I like to fly.
"Got any tips for the girls that want
to get to know you?"
"Think, be intelligent. Don't be a
pushover."
"Is that it?"
"Oh, throw in try not to nag. I like
happy intelligent women."
"What hair color do you like best?"
"Hair color is secondary to what's
under the hair."
"So you see every woman as an
individual?"
"I prefer to do so."
"Henry Chapman used to sing as he'd
fly. Do you sing?"
"The hum of the bungee is my
music."
The questions started stretching for
credibility, so Forrest called an end to the press conference and
went to his apartment. He arrived to finds notes strewn all over the
hall, some intact, some torn to shreds by later note writers. He
gathered the mess and deposited them in a trash can. He placed a sign
that said "Notes" on it and placed it outside his door in the
hallway.
He went inside and called his answering
service and retrieved the five messages. The first was a red head
that Forrest remembered from the crowd at the bar.
"Hi, I'm Laura. I'm so glad that I
called soon enough. I'd really like to get together with you sometime
soon. I'm a good cook and I can do a lot of other nice things. I
never get complaints."
She grinned slyly. "So give me a call,
I'll be waiting to hear from you. Please don't make me wait."
The next was a blonde.
"I'm Vicki, and I want you tonight.
Call me and I'll give you a night you won't forget."
"To the point." he observed. The rest
were much the same, all communicating a promise of total bliss. "This
is stupid. This is as bad as chat lines."
He dialed Laura's number. She answered
hopefully and smiled widely when she saw Forrest's face. "Oh, I'm so
glad you called. How about a date?" She batted her eyes in a forever
grateful expression.
"Well, what do you like to do? Hard to
plan a date if I don't know your likes. Tell me what turns you
on."
"Oh, you do."
"Besides me and my new title."
"Well, I enjoy swimming, eating out,
via-matrix movies if they are good romances, solving the daily
computer puzzles, and hot guys. Is that enough? I could go on."
"What kind of foods do you like?"
"I'm not very picky, as long as the
food is healthy. I don't eat much junk food."
There was a knock at the door. Forrest
excused himself and promised to call back. The knock immediately
turned to a pounding. He answered the door to find Henry Chapman.
"So you are the glug that stole my
title."
"I didn't steal it. It was an honest
measurement. And if you want it back, get out there and make a deeper
dent than I did. But don't accuse me of stealing what I gained
fairly."
"I ought to punch you, wise ass."
"Such negativism. Punch, punch, punch.
Is that your solution to everything, Henry? Don't you ever try using
your brain?"
Henry threw a punch and Forrest
deflected his fist into the solid wall. Henry pulled away his hand in
pain and tried one with his left to the same result. Forrest dodged a
kick and put Henry on the floor on his back.
"Like I said, Henry, use your brain.
You are going to have a hard time signing autographs for a while. Not
that you'll have much demand for it. To be honest, Henry, I don't
really care about the title of dent king. Seems rather childish to
me, so much fuss over a soft hole. But men have been fussing over
soft holes for centuries, so I guess it's no real surprise about it.
It just seems rather stupid to me, though."
Henry shot out his leg at Forrest, and
he missed the dancing shin that was his target. Forrest nailed the
back of his thigh with a solid kick. Henry screamed and grabbed his
leg.
"Okay, you seem pretty harmless now.
Henry, if you really want the title back, just go to the hub and pay
attention to your power flight and execution. That's how I did it,
with my brain to get perfect execution. The perfect power flight and
perfect landing. That's what will beat me. Not trying to smash my
face. That will get you in jail if you try it again, and you know how
strict they are up here.
"As far as the title, I'm not that hot
on the idea like you are. I rather enjoyed my life before the title.
Now I'm finding myself having to give concessions to the image that
you helped perpetuate. Hell, I'd rather that I had never had the
indentation measured. It's turning out to be a real pain, and I don't
really care about how deep I went into the pillow. What I care about
was the flight I had, and it was beautiful, everything as it should
have been and then some.
"But all this macho crap about getting
it down deep makes me want to yawn. It's juvenile, tedious, and
absurd. Look at yourself. You've overinflated yourself. You're not
really that hot, but you had every free girl thinking so. What would
they say at how easily I disabled your ability to fight? When will
you understand it's moves and not muscle that makes for a good flier?
Get a life, Henry. You'll need one now. Wake up. Now, do you need
help getting home? I can call you a cart if you like."
"Don't do me no favors."
"Henry, you didn't hear a single word I
said. If you don't give me clear indication that this idea of doing
me harm because I took something from you is out of your head, I'm
calling the police on you and filing charges of assault. Can't you
for once rise above the idiot level?"
"You stole my title."
"No. I was awarded your title, and I
don't give a hoot about it. I wish that I had come in seat first,
except I didn't have the time to do so. I just barely had time to
invert for a needle, I was going that fast on the final swing from
the pad. Since then, nothing has allowed to be normal in my life. I
don't even like being dent king. I'm less happy about it that you
are. If you really want the title back, go earn it back. Please. Take
this stupidity away from me. You have my full blessings for beating
me. I don't want your stupid title and the games that go along with
it. It's cheap, vain, and a pain. Go win it back and quit bothering
me. I can't give it back to you. Only the judges can. Now go, Henry,
before the press finds you like this. Go home and think about the
flight you'll need to recapture the record. Think flight, Henry, not
landing."
Forrest turned and went back inside his
apartment. He watched the security cam to watch Henry get up and
hobble away. He returned to the phone and called Laura. "Hi, me
again. Look, I'm going to have to put you on hold a few days until
things settle down a bit. Ever since I won the title, things have
been a bit crazy, and I'm just going to stay at home for a while
until the hoopla subsides a bit to where I can show my face in public
without a major uproar."
"I'd settle for an quiet evening there
with you."
"I know you would, but be patient for a
short while. I'd rather go out with you and show you a good time.
Things have been turned up side down in my life, and I need a little
time to think about the things I need to be doing to get things in
proper order. This is all more than I imagined. I need a little time
to regain my focus and my stride. I feel the need to do that before I
can give you the attention you deserve. Right now' I'd only short
change you, and I don't want to do that."
"You're not like Henry at all."
"No, I'm not. I don't take things for
granted, especially women. I believe in giving people my best, not
demanding it the other way around. Not to take anything away from
Henry. I'm just different from him, is all."
"Sounds kind of nice."
"I want people coming to me for me, not
the prestige that rubs off from the title. I like honesty, to myself
and the public. I don't believe in hiding the truth under a show. I
have nothing to hide. So, can you hold a few days so that I can treat
you properly with the dignity you deserve?"
"I guess that I can. Actually, Forrest,
I feel a bit relieved. I was 0rather dreading this until now. You
seem like a nice guy."
"Then why did you call the answering
service?"
"I guess I wanted the prestige to rub
off, like you said. Being seen with the champion is social power. It
makes people say yes when they'd otherwise say no. But if you are
nice, then it's all the more reason to see you for the sake of seeing
you. Henry was never that way. Bossy, rude, demanding of those that
were around him."
"Yes, poor Henry."
"Poor Henry? I laugh that he is
dethroned. He was a beast."
"He is a lost soul. He tries to make up
for loss of self- esteem with image and control of others. He is not
happy without the crutch of the title. I would be happier without it,
but Henry needed it to be somebody. I don't need to be somebody. I'm
me, and that is enough for me. To myself, I already am somebody, even
without the title. I don't need outside proof that I am competent. I
see it in the way I live and in the way I let others live. I don't
need to strut to show myself that I am a whole person."
"I never looked at it that way. Henry
never let you look at it that way."
"Defense mechanism. Hiding his
faults."
"Do you know Henry?"
"I've seen him often enough at the
hub."
"He's going to be sore about losing the
title."
"Yes, I am aware of that."
"You aren't afraid of him?"
"No. Anything he does to me will hurt
his image."
"That's not the way he'll see it."
"I know, but I am a good teacher."
"He will try to hurt you."
"I can handle Henry."
"I hope so, for your sake."
"Henry relies on power. I rely on speed
and control. He's a driller, I'm a flier. My moves are too fast for
him to handle. I'll just use his power against himself. That's all I
need with Henry. Look, I need to get a few things done. Let me get
back to you when I see a slot open."
"Okay. Nice talking to you, Forrest. I
look forward to our date."
"So do I. Bye."
He switched the phone off and headed
for the hub. He was quickly suited and getting in line. He was
recognized and everyone offered to step aside for him. He declined,
telling everyone that he'd wait in line just like everyone else. He
heard abundant approval in reply. He waited and watched the flights
through the window. There were several that were attempting to
duplicate his flight of the day before. He saw no one get the same
initial jump as he had. Nobody had a chance of coming close to the
record. And on landings, he saw disaster after disaster. He saw his
first broken leg in attempt to follow his lead. It didn't cheer
him.
When he got to the window, the tube
director asked him if he wanted the same around as the day before.
"No. I'm just going to do a yo-yo off the pad. Strictly relaxation
today."
"What angle do you want?"
"Thirty wide enough to stay clear of
the arcers? I will probably be out the for a while."
"Yeah, thirty is wide enough. Watch the
pad and stay in tight."
"Will do."
When Forrest got to take his turn, he
got in the tube hands first and launched straight out, free lining.
As he reached two hundred yards, he engaged the reel and started
taking up the cord. The stretch began on the cord, slowing him and
turning his path around. Once reversed back toward the launch, he
used the webbing to clear the launch facilities and head for the pad.
Once on path, he set the reel to take up slack line as he headed
in.
He hit the pad with a good bounce and
headed back out, free spooling again with an angle of incidence of
thirty degrees as was his launch, but in the other direction from the
perpendicular, like a ray of light bouncing off a mirror. Using the
jump and the power of his legs, he gained velocity better than the
launch. He could keep this going as long as he liked, using the reel
and jumps to increase his speed as fast as he liked. He wasn't out
for speed.
On his fourth ride out, he saw a second
person launch for yo-yo. It wasn't until he passed the person closely
that he recognized that person as Henry Chapman. Henry shouted a
threat as they passed. He wanted combat. He was about to head for the
pillow when he realized that the launch tube had stopped and that
everyone in the hub was watching the two of them.
He went off the pad, changing his angle
slightly, realizing that Henry wanted him on the pillow as long as he
was following and had a chance to land on top of him. Henry was more
solid than he was, and he knew that he wouldn't gain anything with
Henry dropping atop him in a power landing. He had to get the tail
position before he could quit, to gain enough time to clear the
pillow after landing before Henry landed, if he was not going to be
spending time in the hospital. The next time inward he saw Henry with
a knife trying to cut his cord. On the way in was not so bad, but to
have his line cut on the way out would have him landing hard against
metal. So he had to think of what he was going to do to outwit
Henry.
Two things that Forrest had going for
him was his ability to think and his ability to fly. He was better
than Henry on both accounts, and he had to use them to come out ahead
in this grudge match. He kept changing angle and working on a
straight cord on the way out. Any swing to his cord would be that
much more of a chance that Henry would cut his line. He tried for
speed on each jump as well as change of angle. He had momentum in his
favor, having had more time out to achieve speed. He kept working on
it to try to come in behind Henry. Henry would be too busy on the
bounce to cut his line where he had the best access to it.
The contest had wound through better
than twenty jumps when Henry made his first cut to Forrest's cord. It
wasn't deep, but it would start to unravel under the forces he was
applying in the return. He had to act quickly. He watched Henry get a
good bounce and come straight up his path.
Forrest, in desperation, swerved with
his webbing under tension of the cord, then let out extra line to
slack. Henry reached the line and grabbed. Forrest threw a loop into
the limp line to shake his grip, reeling in when the loop reached
him. Not to his planning, Henry was caught in the loop. He started
laughing loudly, sensing victory.
Forrest hit the spool for maximum
retrieve. The cord stretched between Henry and the spool and started
him back toward the launch area on Forrest's cord. His own, still on
free spool, began collecting around him. Forrest began to feel the
pull between him and Henry. Henry tried to use the knife, but the
constriction was by then on his arm and stopped him from cutting the
line. His line was too much to fight and-cut, adding to his
difficulty. Forrest was now gaining return speed, but Henry's
struggles made it difficult to get a smooth path.
He saw his opportunity and slipped out
of the harness and went into free flight for the first time in his
life. Now he had only his webbing to guide him to the pillow where he
had to hit. To go off the pad where he was headed would only mean a
return trip to the far side and a hard landing. He twisted in flight
and got facing the pillow, then spread his webbing to alter his
direction.
While he was making corrections, he saw
Henry land on the padded but hard surface next to his reel. The image
turned his stomach with a jolt, even though Henry was wrapped in so
much of his own cord that he could barely be seen. Henry then turned
back to his own dilemma and strained to get as much correction as
possible. He could tell that it was going to be close. The pillow
came racing toward him, his trajectory too close to the inner edge
for comfort. He held back his arms as far as they would go and he
made contact head first and not in a straight approach.
He set no records with the dent he
made, coming far more slowly that the day before on his around and
too close to the edge to make a deep indent, since one needed lots of
give from the fabric from all around to get a deep indentation. The
edge did not give. Forrest climbed from the pillow sore from impact,
but nothing was broken. The tube director came up to him with a very
angry expression plastered to his face. "What in the name of Tords
were you trying to do out there?"
"Stay alive. He was out to get me for
winning the title he held. I wasn't out to hurt him, just keep from
being hurt myself. How is he?"
"Broken bones, at least. Hold on and
let me ask what they found."
He talked on his head set in a whisper.
"Seems he managed to come in feet first. Both legs suffered multiple
fractures, two compound. Medic team is arriving. But I ought to ban
you for this."
"He was the one with the knife. I meant
him no harm. I was just trying to survive his assault. I don't go
around trying to hurt people like he does. You know good and well the
size of his ego. He was a sore loser. If you are blaming me for this,
you are dead wrong in your logic. I wasn't out to hurt him. I was
running, not fighting."
"You used your reel like a weapon."
"Did you want to be scraping me off the
far wall? I had to in order to survive. Look at the films if you
don't believe me. I came here for relaxation and a little fun. I
wanted to see how many were trying the run I made yesterday. Henry
came here to get me. Should I have let him just kill me? Is that what
you wanted?"
"No. But I want no fighting in my
hub."
"I agree. I don't want to fight either.
But am I to lay down and die because he was a sore loser?"
"I'll review the vid. If you are just
running on it, then I won't ban you from flying. But if I see any
actions of yours that are construed as fighting offensively, you are
banned from here. Understand?"
"Sure. I know what I was doing out
there. I was running the entire time, trying to stay alive by
out-flying him. I was trying to get enough of a lead on him to come
in where I could clear the pillow before he could land on top of me.
That is what I was trying to do."
"If that's the case, I'll see it. If
not, I'll see it."
"I have no worries there, if you are a
fair man."
"I am a fair man, and don't accuse me
of otherwise."
"I'm not. I'm just stating that I was
not out to get him, only avoid letting him get me. I had no reason to
hurt Henry Chapman except in self defense. Had I know that his
feelings were so intense, I would have avoided the hub. I am not out
for trouble. I never have been."
"Well, go on and get out of here. If
it's as you say, you'll have no problem. If I find different, the
police will knock on your door."
"Fair enough." Forrest removed the
flying suit and headed back to his apartment. There was a crowd
waiting, mostly reporters. He stopped to give a statement when asked
about the incident at the hub.
"Gentlemen, ladies, I will state that I
had no part in initiating the incident. I went to the hub for
relaxation. Henry Chapman arrived with a grudge. My actions were made
strictly for self-preservation. I took no offensive stance in the
actions. I simply wanted to get out alive and healthy. I hold no hard
feelings toward Henry Chapman. I feel nothing toward him except
sympathy that he coveted the title of dent king more than anything.
My priorities place the title well down the list of the things that I
hold important, such as human decency and honor, which are far more
important to me than any record. That was not true for Henry, I am
sad to say. I intended him no harm, but he made it hard for me to
survive without the actions I took. If you want more, view the vid
records."
During his speech, he noticed Leslie.
He reached out to her and pulled her into his apartment, shutting the
others out in the hall.
"Some mess, huh?"
"Yeah. Stupid thing is I'd give him
back his title if I could. It's just plain stupid. All I want to do
is live my life peacefully and do a bit of hub flying. I don't want
the glory, the attention, or the honor. I just want a little peace of
mind. At least he is out of the way. I never expected him to follow
me to the hub after the incident in the hallway."
"What's this?"
"Oh, he showed up at my door to try and
beat me up. He never connected except for the wall. I kicked him once
in the leg to stop him from kicking. I told him that I really didn't
care about the title, but it mattered to him."
"Well, he's in the hospital now where
he can't bother you. So you can rest easy."
"All this because of a good flight. I'd
have never made it if I had known all this was going to happen.
Stupid. Only one thing that has happened since hasn't been stupid so
far."
"What?"
"How soon they forget."
"Oh. That. Well, yeah. That was nice.
Looking for more?"
Forrest shrugged. "I don't know what I
want. Everything I enjoyed in the past is ruined. Flying, my job,
everything, except you. I'm glad that you're here. I need somebody
that won't climb all over my case."
"Lots of girls would do that."
"But I know you. I don't know them. Why
would I want somebody I don't know?"
"Lot's of men do."
"Like Henry. No wonder men have such a
bad rap."
"I never really thought of you as a
man."
"Oh, thanks a lot."
Leslie giggled. "Not like that, dodo
bird. Let me rephrase that. I never thought of you as a gorilla."
"But gorillas are such shy
creatures."
"You know what I mean. Did you pull me
in here into your apartment to give me a hard time?"
"No. I'm just trying to chase all this
gloom away. Why do you mention it? Do you feel like being an
audience? I need to play some music. I've got just the song."
Forrest retrieved his musical keyboard
and began running his fingers across the keys to loosen them up,
spewing notes from the speaker. He took several minutes adjusting his
mind toward playing, feeling the fingers making their moves. He
selected the instrumentation and started playing through the first
verse to see if his hands were shaking too much. A little
concentration helped steady them. He caught the second time around
singing funk to the rhythm and filling the gaps with runs on the
keyboards, smiling to the effect as it came.
Well, I know it's hard, but that don't stop from trying.
I got a grin on my face, when inside, I feel like crying.
Ain't no use whining, so I'll just go on my way.
Naw, it ain't no use harvesting the bad times,
Plenty enough around here to go around.
Hey, I'd rather be smiling and passing the good times on the
town.
Got to keep up the sunshine, aw, it's bound to get better.
Flash a cheery smile on some sad-sack fretter.
Ain't no use whining, so I'll just go on my way.
It ain't time to go get all forsaken,
Good times happen exactly where they're made.
So you just shuck that burden right off of your shoulder blades.
The hardest times, they happen when you always worry.
You got to loosen up if you're gonna enjoy what you got.
Just slow down and quit being in such a hurry.
You ain't gonna have no fun all tied up in a knot.
Well, I know it's hard, but that don't stop from trying.
I got a grin on my face, when inside, I feel like crying.
Ain't no use whining, so I'll just go on my way.
He played another full verse
instrumentally before singing the chorus again and repeating the
first verse. He finished in a flare, smiling.
"Feel better?"
"Yeah."
There was loud knock at his door, too
loud to ignore. He found the pounding fist attached to a enforcer.
"Would you mind coming down to the station?"
"Is there a problem?"
"Depends on your point of view."
"Do I need a lawyer?"
"Not yet."
"Lead the way."
Forrest gestured to Leslie to lock up
and stay there. She nodded, and he followed the enforcer out the
door. The press fell in behind to form an entourage. "Always a
circus."
"Pardon?" asked the enforcer.
"Our troupe back there."
"Oh, yeah. I know what you mean." They
walked on to the lift and entered, losing the press when the enforcer
barred the entrance. The press panicked, but they didn't try to
enter. The doors closed and they rose to the express lanes at the top
of the section. They moved quickly once on the belts, stepping inward
for the faster lanes. Forrest had a habit of jumping the rollers
where the end of the belt met the next. The enforcer looked at him
funny as he did so, and he quit, letting his feet glide over with the
slight bump it gave.
They walked out to the slower lanes and
took the appropriate exit for enforcement headquarters. They walked
the short distance to the complex and entered. An employee showed him
to an office. There was a man there waiting for him, his folder in
hand.
"Come in. Have a seat. I've been
looking over your history and the vids from the hub. Very impressive
flight you had yesterday."
"Do you fly?"
"Not as well as you do, but I have
strapped on the bungee from time to time. You have seemed to be
having trouble since you broke the record. Want to tell me about
it?"
"Nobody wants to leave me alone.
Everybody is coming around looking for something to rub off."
"You don't like the attention?"
"Some is okay, but too much is too
much. Just about everything in my life has been turned up side down.
To be honest, I wish that the dent had never been measured."
"Why do you think Henry Chapman came
after you?"
"He's a spoiled brat. Didn't want to
lose his title, cause it meant that he lost his prestige that he
spent so much building for his own profit. I bit into his profit
machine by pulling the rug out from under him."
"You see no problem with this?"
"Never build your dreams on a record
that can be broken in a moment."
"And you don't?"
"No, my dreams are much simpler and
much stronger than parading around getting attention. I don't need
volumes of people as long as there is good quality to life. And I had
that before I took the record. I never intended to try for the
record."
"I have a tape of the encounter outside
your apartment today. You handled yourself well there. You used force
only enough to stop force and no more. I can also see that you did
not initiate the combat in the hub. My only question was that after
you had him headed toward the center, trapped in your line, why
didn't you shut off the reel?"
"Trajectory. I had to get enough motion
to reach the pillow. Before that, if I had let off, he'd have cut my
cord. And after, I had to get out of my harness not to be pulled off
target. I only made it by a few feet. Too close for comfort. If I had
done it differently, I'd probably be in the morgue right now. I
didn't have time to shut it off and live. I didn't intend to hurt
Henry Chapman. He intended to hurt me. How is he?"
"Hospital report shows seven major
fractures. No seeming internal injuries to the abdomen or head.
Broken bones is it. He'll survive, it looks like. May not ever walk
straight again. Probably won't fly again."
"Ever since I won the title, things
have happened. I wish I could turn in the title and refuse it. Get
this monster off my back. People just won't treat me normally. It's
like they have to have their part of me, ripping me all apart for
souvenirs. Get a piece of the dent king. It's all so stupid. People
that never noticed me before trying to be my best friend. Women I've
never seen wanting my children. Chasing their gods of gold."
"Might I suggest hiring a service?"
"I don't want to do that. Except for
Mr. Chapman, no one has gotten violent about anything, and I'm doing
what I can to redefine what is to be expected from the title. Things
should fall into place pretty quickly."
"Well, for your sake, I hope so. We
aren't charging you with anything over this incident. We'll list it
as self-defense and let it go. But let's not see you down here
again."
"I'll do my best."
Forrest left the complex and headed
home.
Leslie was still there as he
instructed, but the press had gone. He closed the door and locked
it.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I guess."
"Are you in any trouble?"
No charges, but a warning to stay out
of further trouble."
"So, are you going to play it low
key?"
"I've been trying to all along. I will
if people let me do so."
"Well, just stay inside for the
evenings."
"Yeah. No fun for a while."
"Who said that you can't have fun at
home?"
"Well, I don't think that I'm going to
accept any dates. I'm going to cancel the answering service. They can
try and meet me in public if they are so interested."
"You're going to turn hermit? As the
reigning dent king?"
"Well, I can express my opinion as to
what I think of the idiocy of adoring a man for making a hole. The
entire business is absurd."
"I don't know. People need heroes. They
need the proof of identity. Otherwise, people would be bored."
"No, they are just too lazy to apply
themselves toward the things that build self-esteem. If they had it
in themselves, they wouldn't need it from others. You can't help
others if you don't help yourself first. I'm not saying people
shouldn't show respect, but there has be a foundation of trust in
oneself."
"Not everyone is so fortunate to know
these things."
"And that is what I'm going to do with
my title, work toward reversing that. Too many people in the
spotlight are sending out the wrong signal about what is cool and
uncool."
"Well, that's a start. What will you do
the rest of the time?"
"Stay out of the spotlight."
"That's dull. That's no good for you.
You'll need some excitement."
"Well, there's still flying."
"Something closer to home."
"Play music."
"Can't do that all the time."
"Write my memoirs."
"Yuck!"
"What else is there?"
"Lots.
"Like what?"
"You are sure a dense dent king. I'm
not so sure I'm honored at being the first in a long line. This may
end up as a disaster to my reputation."
"You'll survive."
"Not at this rate. It will be forever
before I get a second try."
"Want to try for seconds?"
"Will miracles never cease?"
"Then again."
"No, no. Back up one. Ahem. I thought
you'd never ask."
Forrest chuckled. "What would I have
done without you?"
"Suffered relentlessly without
respite."
"And you do it so well."
"Nothing is too good for the dent
king.;
"You do that even better."
Leslie laughed. "Wise guy. Are you
worth it? Really?"
"Absolutely not."
"I don't believe a word of it."
"Not even my friends trust me any
more."
"Yeah, sure. Write your own
epitaph."
"I've turned pessimist for the
interim."
"Just what I've always wanted." She
pinched his cheek. "Goes with your song."
"Live not for the past, but for the
moment."
"Cop out. You remember flying."
"Shame me, will you. Is there no depth
to your degradation? Is this what the dent king should come to
expect?"
"My apologies, oh king of dents,
plumber of the depths."
"That's better."
"Shut up and kiss me, sire."
"Do you think I'd be good at stringing
broken hearts?"
"That's what I'm saving the station
from." Leslie kissed him, then pulled him from the couch further back
into the house.