Downloads-

Here's A Program to Figure Your Gear Inches!

This is for PC Users only. Gear inches tell you how far ahead your bike goes in inches with each gearing combination of your bike. This may help you in your training know which combination is lowest (I'll bet you know that one, already), but gives the order of 2nd lowest, 3rd lowest, etc. Just click here to get it.

Listen to the Pork Chop Man!

Now here's something real fun.  Download the Paul Bernhard, the Pork Chop Man saying the famous "Pooooork Chooooop!" and set your computer up to play that when you log on, or when you mess up, or whatever you choose.  After downloading the .wav file, click START-SETTINGS-CONTROL PANEL-SOUNDS and then select when you want Paul to say it.  Next, you'll find a navigation box where you will enter the location of the downloaded file.

Listen to The PORK CHOP MAN!! (if you post this on other home pages, please give credit where credit is due.)

Also, for those of you that want to hear him when you press the wrong key, here is the pork chop man in wav format.